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Barhopping With God

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On the days when the sky is so clear it could be the opposite

of my conscience, I stand beneath its reflection wishing the stars

would come out of their caves and pour their dying words into my mouth

before they explode, just so I wouldn’t feel quite so speechless.

Those are the days when I remember my grandfather’s story,

the one he’d tell us over tall glasses of iced lemonade

with my brother and I sitting like liver spots on his knees,

of how he went barhopping with God one time after his

first heart attack in the hospital. How God ordered a shot

of tequila and then, later, a Bloody Mary with mint leaves,

and my granddad slapped some bills down on the counter

for a scotch on the rocks, and they would tell jokes together

until someone finally got the guts to ask the real questions,

like how come God didn’t build humans with exit signs

out of their heads, or why Eve was made out of Adam’s rib

and not the other way around. My grandfather always winked

when he got to the part where God explained that lightbulbs

were just a mistake he made when he was drunk

and accidentally bottled lightning inside a glass case

instead of the sky. But after the drinks were finished,

God and my grandfather both stumbled home, hobbling on their feet,

and even though my granddad needed a designated driver and God

needed a designated angel, they could have been brothers at that

very moment. That’s the part in the story where my grandfather

stops and stares out the window, and tells us that of everything

he asked God that night, he’ll always regret not asking him

how come it took so long for him to finally show up.


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